I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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