This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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