Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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