i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
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I looked at my own cervix.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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