Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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