Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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