I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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