She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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