We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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