Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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