In the future we'll all be gay
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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