so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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