im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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