I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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