I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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