i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just want nice things and good sex
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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