I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
What a dumb baby whore.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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