This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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