Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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