Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i out mim tonsoeep
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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