Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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