i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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