Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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