How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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