i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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