I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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