brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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