You work out of a Hotel?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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