i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize