i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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