I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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