I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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