I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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