i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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