I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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