mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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