We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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