My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my vag is so smooth its legendary
She announced her abortion via fbk
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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