my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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