This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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