WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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