He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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