is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He shit in the fireplace
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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