i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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