So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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