Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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