I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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