So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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