I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
All the doctor said was why
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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