I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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